- Pop Punk: YOU WANNA FIGHT wait no dude let's hug it out right yeah woo high five wait no fist bump yeah woo!
- Punk Rock: [punches you in the face] YOU WANNA FIGHT
COMPLIMENT AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN BECAUSE IT LITERALLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS AND IT COULD MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY FOR A LONG TIME !!!!
Your body is made of the same elements that lionesses are built from. Three quarters of you is the same kind of water that beats rocks to rubble, wears stones away. Your DNA translates into the same twenty amino acids that wolf genes code for. When you look in the mirror and feel weak, remember, the air you breathe in fuels forest fires capable of destroying everything they touch. On the days you feel ugly, remember: diamonds are only carbon. You are so much more.
I’m gonna start tagging my sad posts as sad post so if you don’t like sad things you can blacklist that tag I guess
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
you masturbate? ejaculater! sorry i dont deal with sinners
hot things to say during sex:
- dang son
- bless you
- yabba dabba doo
- your own name
- heil hitler
- gnarly to the max!
- how dare you
- oh well
- i’m sorry. i’m so so sorry
trust me these work 100% i had the sex once